Micah was sick today. He sure does ask a lot of questions when he's lying on the couch and I'm trying to get work done. Here's a sampling of the questions he asked today (a mere fraction of the actual quantity asked):
What does distribute mean?
Why do they call it leap year anyway, shouldn't it be skip-day-year?
Guess how many yards Randy Moss has gained in his career?
Will I throw up if I have the hiccups?
How do they make movies?
How could they ever make the movie The Water Horse? Where would they ever find something that looks like that and grows that fast? (You'd have to see this movie to understand the purity of his question.)
I think the cats would do well in the car.
Guess where my favorite place to visit is? Second favorite? Third favorite? Fourth? Fifth?
Is it possible for three people to talk on the phone at the same time? Four? Five? Six???
Would you rather have a perfect offense or defense? (He's obsessed with football.)
Guess which cat purrs the loudest?
This couch must be super hard to make! You have to tie each one of these little things.
Can you take me somewhere? Like to the zoo? (The kid threw up this morning IN MY CAR!)
Do you think the University of Florida could beat the Green Bay Packers?
Do you think Sam Bradford should have won the Heisman?
Mom, how much longer until you’re done?
Tonight I had a glass of wine (okay, two!)
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment